Costume Consultant

 

In another life I’ll figure out a way to monetize my true calling:

coming up with Halloween costume ideas.

If you’re scrambling tonight and want something to pull together, here’s a few options:

Cardi B

Materials: Deck of cards, antenna and/or wings

Tape cards to yourself (or your wings). You’re Cardy Bee.

23 & Me

Materials: Helium balloons

Get number ‘2’ and ‘3’ balloons, tie them to your shoulders. You’re 23 & Me.

Trash Fire

Materials: Garbage bag, tissue paper

Cut out the bottom of a garbage bag and cut holes for your arms. Make some flames to come out around your shoulders. Add Twitter or other company logo to the front if you’re feeling cheeky.

Subscription Box (NSFW)

Materials: Paper and markers

Make a little sign that says $24.99/month and stick it on your p^$$.

and so many more… Happy Halloweening.

Illustration by Katie Scott.

Illustration by Katie Scott.